Nick Maxwell Is Illegitamite: MFC Songs

Melbourne FC

Good description of the magpies captain

Lyrics

Nick Maxwell is illegitamite He ain't got no birth certificate He's got AIDS and cant get rid of it He's a f*cking b*stard

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